A week before Valentines 2009
Cris:"Hey Nicole you want to hang out some time?"
Nicole:"Sure, who else is going with us?"(Why would you ask him that?!)
Cris:"No one. I was thinking that we could just hang out together..."
Nicole:"OK just let me know when"
A Couple Days Before Valentines Day-Text Message
Cris:"Hey, do you want to hang out on valentines day?"
Nicole:(wow he actually got back to me...why in the world would he choose Valentines Day to "hang out") "Wouldn't that be called a date?"
Cris:"Yeah I guess you could say that..."
Nicole:"oh...ummm....I..uh...guess thats ok"(Great now i have a date on Valentines... What am I suppose to wear?)
The Day Before Valentines Day- Text Message
Cris:"I can't wait for tomorrow! I have something I want to tell you!"
Nicole:" HA what? That you love me? hahahahaha! Why don't you just tell me now?"(stupid stupid stupid! Why did you send that! now he is NEVER gonna ask you out on another date...)
Cris:"I have 3 things to tell you and I want to do it in person and not over a text message."
Nicole:"ok have it your way..."(Why didn't he say anything about the last message?)
The Big Day!
Nicole:"Your late... But only by like 5 mins. so I guess I can't be too mad about that."(Great Nicole open your big mouth and make the boy feel bad. No wonder no one dates you...)
Cris:"Sorry. Are you ready to go?"
Nicole:"Yeah! I want to know what you want to tell me"
-Driving in the car on the way to Hisui-
Cris:"ok so #1... we are going to Hisui and I really hope you like sushi
Nicole:"Yes..."(I hope it's as good as Yo sushi...)
Cris:"#2... I got accepted to B.Y.U.-Provo & B.Y.U.-Idaho"
Nicole:"Thats Awesome! Which one are you going to?(One date and he already wants to leave me and be with those stupid Utah girls... they are so retarded there...)
Cris:" I don't know... But I have one more thing to tell you..."
Nicole:"ok what is it?
Cris:" I really like you and I think that we should date steady. What do you think?
Nicole:"Ummm.... OK..."(...Why am I always dumbfounded by that question? "ok" what kind of stupid answer is that?...)
Cris:"Thats Great! I'm so happy now you have no idea!"
Nicole:"I'm Glad." (I have a boyfriend, I have a boyfriend, I have a boyfriend!)

This is so funny! I hope you write it down in your genealogy somewhere so that you don't lose it and your kids can read it.
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Didn't this all happen on the same day with the Valentines dance for Institute?
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